He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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