Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
