If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Randomize
