It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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