There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize