was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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