now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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