I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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