ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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