Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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