so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's just like the Real World with babies
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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