what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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