By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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