This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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