I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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