I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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