Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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