LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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