Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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