So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
