My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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