help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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