on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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