have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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