have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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