well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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