so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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