Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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