I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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