everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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