I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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