Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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