so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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