Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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