So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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