Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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