she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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