so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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