I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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