have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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