I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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