he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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