and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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