that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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