I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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