its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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