How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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