this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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