so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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