the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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